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--<Elix>--
[9.19.06]

Elixsir... a.k.a. Javi, Lix, Juice, Sauce, the original GryffinWhore! Motto: "I save lives!" Hmm, I don't know about that, but Elix does have a knack for making my Maple life muy interesante. ;) He wins the award for Most Likely to Be Booted from Gryffindor. Whether it's because of his return to World of Warcraft or for his boobie spam, Enk and Sai take great pleasure in pressing that lovely Expel button.

Elixsir's Super Powers:

• Smashing people's halos into itty-bitty pieces.
• Computer explosion via naughty downloads. Thanks for the learning material, by the wway. =X

If you ever catch yourself thinking with your head in the gutter, guaranteed you've been Javied. Be sure to call Enk ASAP so she can attempt to cure you with her holy harp. ;) With his infectious enthusiasm, Elix can influence people to do almost anything. [For example, get Sai & Enk to play DDR.] Also, the day is never complete until Javi reminds you of how much a noob you really are.

Despite his typical Aries personality, Elix is one sensitive guy. [Oh crap, I'm gonna get it for saying that!] Tearjerker movies move him, and he especially loves *ahem* kitties and playful bunnies.

So Elix, I thank you for all the smiles, laughter, late night fun, and your lovely renditions of "Bohemian Rhapsody." Staying up 'til the crack of dawn has never been as exciting.

Go go, sexy sniper! And many spanks to you!